Have babies
Get married
Buy a car (unless you're rich enough it doesn't matter, then go right ahead)
Other stuff I can't think of right now
So, some of you will undoubtedly disagree with me on some of these things. To you I say: WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU ARE MARRIED WITH KIDS? Don't you have to go do your normal routine chores over and over?
No, seriously though. I will never understand why people do this. People will moan and complain if people drop out of college, or quit their job, but NEVER do I hear people for a second, go "Hey, you're thinking about having babies? Have you ever tried getting a fish first? You know, just for a test run?"
Now, I realize there are sure to be some people like me, who find it abhorrent and terrifying that there are people out there who don't know not to feed a child hot chili sauce (true story) who already have kids. I'm sure some of you are (much like me) afraid to speak up at times for fear of retribution for our presumption that these people should not get to rear offspring.
However, I am here to say, we seriously need to start telling these people to knock it the fuck off.
To those of you who already do: I salute you!
Birth control: because babies are not pets, and will be around a lot longer than one (and stop being cute WAY early on).
CRAP, even pets are too much for most people!
Now I have to write a new blog post on that.
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